We’re sorry we can’t locate the page you want, which could not be found. Maybe we’ll find it someday, but not today. There’s nothing else we can do. Of course, this moment offers a chance for self-reflection. Ask yourself: Do you really need to view this page?

How about a compromise?

You send us a check for, say, $10.00, and we’ll find the page and print it out, in color, and mail it to you. Sure, seems old school, but that’s the best we can do. Ten dollars will be ample incentive for us to “find” the Web page that “can’t” be found, and make it available to you. Deal?

 

... or keep your ten bucks and try our search again :)